Jan 042011

Leave it to the Germans to invent a crapping wiener dog game for kids. I’m tempted to comment further, but as my good friend Triumph the Comic Insult Dog once said about mocking Tom Arnold, “That would be like pooping on poop.”

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Jan 012011

Let’s all do our part to engage our brains in 2011…. Now, on with the mindless entertainment!

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Dec 262010

It’s the day after Christmas, and all across America men are looking over their gifts of sweaters and neck ties and thinking one thought: “I wonder if I could get away with returning this for something I really want (or need)?”

Well, if you end up returning some of that unwanted loot, consider investing a bit of that found money into something that will forever help your personal relationships with the opposite sex… What?! No, not penis enlargement! I’m talking about the Manslator!

Have you ever wondered what the heck your wife or girl friend REALLY means when she says cryptic things like, “Go ahead, do what you want this evening.” With the newest Fem-logic technology, the Manslator can provide you the answer (translation: “Don’t go out with your friends, stay home with me.”)

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Dec 232010

The holiday’s got you down? Are you feeling lonely? Do you need some human contact?

Just book a flight in the US and the kind folks at TSA will provide you all the unwanted intimacy you can handle!

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Dec 172010

Still looking for that perfect gift for the man that has EVERYTHING? You should consider giving him a Handjob this holiday!

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Dec 112010

Another seasonal classic… This ad from a couple years ago is a scare look at how inquisitive kids can accidentally uncover the truth about Santa.

“What is THIS for?”
“I think it’s to? hit the reindeer with…”

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Dec 082010

An oldie but a goodie… Anyone that hasn’t seen this, is in for a treat!

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Dec 072010

Yes, it’s a Remington Ad… but that doesn’t make it less Entertaining. Following the footsteps of Edward and Jacob, they’ve even set up a Team Hairy and Team Shaved. Clever advertising – funny video. Thanks, Remington.

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Nov 282010

For all you folks dealing with the severe weather this weekend, we send this funny commercial out to you.

Enjoy!

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Oct 092010

We’re all looking forward to Conan’s return to broadcast TV… even if it’s on TBS. With so many promotional spots being aired right now, it’s hard to pick our favorite. At least it WAS until this one launched.

Nov. 8th can’t come quickly enough!

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